THE 15 LAWS OF DELHI
A lot of outsiders look at Delhi and feel there are no rules in this city and people do, as they want. This is not true. We have a strict code of conduct.Here are the 15 rules or laws that Delhi lives by-
- The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut.
- The Queue Nahin Rule: If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
- The Mind Over Matter Law: If a red light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
- The Auto Axiom: If I indicate which way I am going to turn my auto rickshaw, it is an information security leak.
- The In Spit Of Thing: The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
- The Cinema Hall Fact: If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
- The Brotherhood Law: If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit relations with his sister.
- The Baraat Right: When I'm on the road to marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me.
- The Heart Of Things: If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my hairy chest into the depths of my soul.
- The Name Game: It is very important for the driver behind me to memorise the nicknames of my children's.
- Parking Up The Wrong Tree: When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
- The Chill Bill Move: When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
- The Brrrrp Break: The louder I burp in a public place; the more it helps other people digest their food.
- The Bus Karo Law: If I stop my bus at the correct place near the bus stop, the city will explode into million pieces.
- The VIP Rule: I M VIP.